Mom said she is most definitely going with bells on. How that ends up will be G rated and festive, as she also plans to have lights on. However, she had some inappropriate ideas first. Mainly, she said I should photoshop her wearing three very carefully placed ornaments (think bikini) and send it to Kirsten as a warning as to how my mom planned to take the attire recommendations very literally and attend the wedding with bells on. I said I wouldn't even go that far with her crazy idea, but I'd put it on the blog in words. I don't think anyone wants to see anymore of a visual of her idea than this.